Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
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I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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