so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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