so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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