then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
it's like iHOP with fire
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
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Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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