Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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