i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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