Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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