We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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