1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
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Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
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I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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