Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
last night I used snow as a chaser
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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