You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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