Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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