ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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