I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
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Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
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