Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
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Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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