Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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