can we get nightvision for the apartment?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
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Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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