Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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