Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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