Pants 0. Shit 1.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
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Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
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Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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