i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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