Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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