dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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