I just saw a hot homeless man
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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