He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
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