i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
A bitchslap is in order.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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