let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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