didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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