Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
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and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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