The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
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I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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