i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I wish you could order shots online.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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