I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
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It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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