Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
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It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
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Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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