I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
he was CRYING into my vagina
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Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.