OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.