3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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