I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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