I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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