My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
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I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
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Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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