did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
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Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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