went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
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Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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