she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
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That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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