i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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