just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
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I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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