You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
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Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
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Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
The feeling are messing with the penis
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize