They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
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Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
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