Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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