There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
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Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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