How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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