So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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