She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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