u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
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She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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