so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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