I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I have aggressive nipples.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Randomize
