My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
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nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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