Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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