How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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