I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
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You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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